1 00:00:08,921 --> 00:00:10,184 KEVIN: Hey, where are we going, anyway? 2 00:00:10,227 --> 00:00:12,403 Remember the time when you borrowed my iPad 3 00:00:12,447 --> 00:00:14,797 to figure how to get a more powerful shower head? 4 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:15,841 Yeah. 5 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:19,889 Oh! 6 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:23,545 Remember the time I gave you my Armani jacket 7 00:00:23,588 --> 00:00:26,548 to impress this high-profile client? 8 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:36,079 KEVIN: Okay, I remember that. 9 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,907 W-What's the point here? Are you trying to prove 10 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:39,300 that I'm a horrible person? 11 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,084 No, you're not a horrible person. 12 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,825 It's, like, those favors add up. 13 00:00:42,868 --> 00:00:44,870 - Let's not mention... - You're keeping a tally? 14 00:00:44,914 --> 00:00:46,263 ...all the free drugs I've been giving you. 15 00:00:46,307 --> 00:00:48,961 Don't bring the drugs into it, man, we're friends. 16 00:00:49,005 --> 00:00:50,137 - Yeah, we friends. - Yeah. 17 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,269 You be poppin' a lot of mollys, okay? 18 00:00:52,313 --> 00:00:55,055 - All right. - And my friends pay me back. 19 00:00:55,098 --> 00:00:56,708 All right, okay. Well, how about this? 20 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,928 I got a solution right here. How about we're not friends? 21 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:00,451 How about we're merely acquaintances? 22 00:01:00,495 --> 00:01:03,019 I got a way you can pay this off. 23 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,850 A newsstand. And I own it. 24 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:09,417 - You what? - I own it. 25 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:12,246 Roofie, I had no idea you were such a media mongrel, man! 26 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:14,117 Actually, you know, its to clean my greens. 27 00:01:14,161 --> 00:01:15,945 - Oh! - It's an all-cash business, 28 00:01:15,988 --> 00:01:17,164 no questions asked. 29 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:19,992 - Know what I'm saying? - Yeah, sort of. 30 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:22,908 I'm gonna need you to run the place for a day or two, 31 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:25,085 until I find something more sustainable. 32 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:27,522 You do that, we'll be even. 33 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:30,307 It's easy, all you got to do is open, close the place. 34 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:31,961 This is literally a cake walk for you. 35 00:01:32,004 --> 00:01:34,268 All you got to do is simply... exist. 36 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:36,922 Okay, well, that's good news because if there's one thing 37 00:01:36,966 --> 00:01:40,012 that I'm good at, it's simply just existing. 38 00:01:40,056 --> 00:01:42,102 Also I'm pretty good at talking to ghosts. 39 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:44,060 That's the second thing that I'm pretty good at. 40 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,061 Don't let me down. 41 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,541 No. No. I won't. I won't. 42 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,891 Thank you. Thank you for trusting me with this. 43 00:01:48,934 --> 00:01:50,197 - Of course. - Yeah, cool. 44 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,112 Now, before you take off, 45 00:01:52,155 --> 00:01:54,984 I believe there was some mention of a cake walk? 46 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,953 [ rock theme playing ] 47 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,076 - Hey, boss. - Hey. 48 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:46,514 Hey, you have some of them paper from last week 49 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,168 you're look be unload? 50 00:02:48,211 --> 00:02:50,170 Last week? Come on, man, that's old news. 51 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:53,085 No, no, me don't need the news, me just need da weight. 52 00:02:53,129 --> 00:02:55,610 Me have a blanket that move on its own. 53 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:57,177 No wind, no reason. 54 00:02:57,220 --> 00:02:58,613 Just move about the place. 55 00:02:58,656 --> 00:02:59,962 Could be a ghost. 56 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:02,007 Now, why you say that? 57 00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:03,661 Primordially, I'm kind of a medium. 58 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:05,576 This is just my side gig. Don't be fooled. 59 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,491 Sounds like to me what you're dealing with here-- 60 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:08,971 textbook apparitional attachment. 61 00:03:09,014 --> 00:03:11,234 Would you come take a look? 62 00:03:11,278 --> 00:03:12,714 Yeah... 63 00:03:12,757 --> 00:03:15,107 No... No, no. I gotta stay here. 64 00:03:15,151 --> 00:03:16,805 I promised my friend. He's counting on me. 65 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:18,937 Man, listen, you work hard, you deserve a break. 66 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:22,114 - You earned it. - Yeah? 67 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:24,334 - Yeah, it has been 25 minutes. - Yeah, man. 68 00:03:29,121 --> 00:03:31,428 GUCCI MAN: Anyway... this is the Bootleggah Row 69 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:32,734 where we sell we things there. 70 00:03:32,777 --> 00:03:34,301 - Oh. - Whatever you need. 71 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:37,695 You need clothes, jewelry...you name it, we have it, man. 72 00:03:37,739 --> 00:03:39,393 Them call me Gucci Man. 73 00:03:39,436 --> 00:03:41,569 'Cause, I sell Gucci...mainly. 74 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:44,485 And this a blanket what me bring you here for. 75 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,182 It belong to my friend Shaky Hand. 76 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,575 But now him dead. 77 00:03:47,618 --> 00:03:50,230 Ever since him gone, that blanket move around 78 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:51,709 like a mad girl at dirty whines.??? 79 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:53,276 Scare me customer then. 80 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,409 Yeah. Well, doesn't look like he's here right now. 81 00:03:55,452 --> 00:03:57,672 - Easy, easy, easy. - That's okay. 82 00:03:57,715 --> 00:04:00,414 Just gonna take a closer look. 83 00:04:00,457 --> 00:04:02,242 I'm not really getting anything, Gucci. 84 00:04:02,285 --> 00:04:04,244 I gotta get back to my newsstand now. 85 00:04:04,287 --> 00:04:05,593 No, easy, man. 86 00:04:05,636 --> 00:04:07,682 Listen, me need your help. Please, man. 87 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:11,120 Whatever you...n-name your price. You'll have it. 88 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:13,296 Maybe I can have this 89 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,080 charming little duffel right here? 90 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:17,257 Easy, man, that's a real thing. 91 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:20,084 That's real Gucci. Retail, $2,000. 92 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,740 - Ew! - Yeah, man. But listen... 93 00:04:22,784 --> 00:04:26,266 Maybe me give you a good deal if you get rid of the ghost. 94 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,268 Me sell you that bag...$50! 95 00:04:28,311 --> 00:04:30,313 - 50... I don't know. - You know, forget it, man. 96 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,533 Okay, well... yeah... okay, deal, $50. 97 00:04:32,576 --> 00:04:34,230 No man, that's too low. 98 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,058 - Me lose too much. - All right, all right, 75... 99 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:38,147 - $75, please? - You know what... 100 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:41,237 you have a deal, but don't tell no one. 101 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,152 Me give you such a good deal, you understand? 102 00:04:43,195 --> 00:04:46,373 - What deal? - I knew I like you, man. 103 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,420 Let's get you out of there. 104 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:52,292 Chuck those on your face. 105 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,598 We'll put a hat on you. 106 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,079 Put a little cap on you. 107 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:59,081 [ snapping ] Wanna come on out and join us. 108 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:02,171 How about...uh... 109 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:03,390 how about a cigarette? 110 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:05,217 [ blanket moving ] 111 00:05:05,261 --> 00:05:06,654 Oh! Hey! 112 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,311 [ grunting ] Oh, you wanna play tough guy? 113 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,182 You wanna be a tough guy? 114 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,360 No! Oh, you're tough. Come on! 115 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,667 - Ah! - Ow! 116 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:21,843 [ panting ] Do you know how much that hurt?! 117 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:23,279 What are you doin' with my blanket? 118 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,672 Your blanket? 119 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,151 You're,Shaky Hands. 120 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:28,110 - Who told you that? - Your friend, Gucci Main. 121 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:30,678 Gucci? He's the one who gave me that dumb-ass nickname. 122 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,810 My real name is Melville. 123 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,769 - Melville? - Yeah. 124 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,248 Where'd the name Shaky Hands come from? 125 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,120 I'm a bootlegger. DVDs. 126 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:40,601 I used to sit in the back of a theater, filming movies 127 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,951 like it was my job,but I got tremors in my hands. 128 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,692 All my movies look like Bourne Identity. 129 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:46,215 Shit's going all over the place. 130 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:48,348 Hence, "Shaky Hands." 131 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:50,219 Oh, that's not even clever. That's what I said! 132 00:05:50,262 --> 00:05:51,655 But you know how nicknames are. 133 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,222 The more you complain, the more they stick. 134 00:05:53,265 --> 00:05:55,659 I hear you. Back when I was in grade school, 135 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:58,445 my friends started to call me Shit Eater because this one time... 136 00:05:58,488 --> 00:05:59,794 [ chuckling ] 137 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:01,404 Anyway, that's neither here nor there. 138 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:03,406 The point is, I'm here to finish 139 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,278 - your unfinished business. - What are you, a medium? 140 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:07,758 - Yes. - How does this shit work? 141 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:11,371 - Just tell me what I gotta do to help. - Okay. 142 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,895 Now, the day I died... 143 00:06:13,938 --> 00:06:16,158 I went to this French art house place, right? 144 00:06:16,201 --> 00:06:18,813 I tell you, I don't know what it was that day... 145 00:06:18,856 --> 00:06:20,423 I was in the zone. 146 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:23,861 I filmed the steadiest movie of mylife. 147 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:25,210 About 90 minutes in, 148 00:06:25,254 --> 00:06:26,821 two guys entered the theater. 149 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,605 Walked over to front row guy. 150 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:31,216 Straight up murder his ass! 151 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,305 At first, they didn't realize I was there, 152 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:36,047 but then one of them noticed the red light of my camera. 153 00:06:37,571 --> 00:06:39,399 They chased me for blocks, 154 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:42,184 but thankfully, I was able to duck down an alley, 155 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:43,620 stash the camera, 156 00:06:43,664 --> 00:06:45,361 and just barely escape with my life. 157 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,580 Where'd he go? 158 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:47,842 This way! This way! 159 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,670 Later that day, my throat... slit. 160 00:06:49,713 --> 00:06:52,455 Those goons found you and straight up murdered your ass? 161 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:55,197 No, man, shaving accident. My own damned fault. 162 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,678 - Shaky Hands! - We gotta go get that tape. 163 00:06:57,721 --> 00:07:00,245 Got it. You want to expose the murder you witnessed. 164 00:07:00,289 --> 00:07:02,247 What? No! 165 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,467 - That was the steadiest film I've ever done. - OH! 166 00:07:04,511 --> 00:07:07,427 See, I need you to get the tape, so you can show my friends 167 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,690 - so they can stop calling me Shaky Hands! - Oh. 168 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,343 I stashed the camera right around the corner. 169 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:12,649 - Let's go. - Okay, all right. 170 00:07:12,693 --> 00:07:15,435 As long as we're back in two shakes. 171 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,437 As long as we're back in two minutes. 172 00:07:18,699 --> 00:07:19,917 Lead the way. 173 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:22,616 [ dramatic theme playing ] 174 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:25,096 SHAKY HANDS: Here's the other thing I don't get about being a ghost. 175 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,794 You saw I can move the blanket, right? 176 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:29,405 - Yeah. - But how come - I can't do this? 177 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,625 - I can't pick it up, man. - Yeah, it's the pits. 178 00:07:31,668 --> 00:07:33,409 You can do certain things, but you can't do anything 179 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,237 that'll physically affect your unfinished business, 180 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,804 like the one thing you actually want to do. 181 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,458 Ain't that some shit? 182 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:41,373 It is some shit, but it keeps me in a job. 183 00:07:41,417 --> 00:07:43,506 [ both shrieking ] 184 00:07:43,550 --> 00:07:45,856 - Ha-ha-ha! - Come on, man! 185 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,249 Oh, you should've seen your face. 186 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,946 Just like when someone sneaks up behind you. 187 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,687 You know-- Blah! Oh! 188 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:53,342 Oh! OH! Help! 189 00:07:53,385 --> 00:07:54,604 Shakes! 190 00:07:54,648 --> 00:07:57,172 Hey, police! Call 911! 191 00:07:57,215 --> 00:07:58,695 Someone just took him! 192 00:08:06,921 --> 00:08:09,314 Okay, w-who are you, guys? 193 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:12,448 And why are all so attractive? 194 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,930 Have you ever heard of the Mafia? 195 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,714 Yeah, you don't sound Italian. 196 00:08:17,758 --> 00:08:20,282 We are The Swedish Mafia. 197 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,763 Oh, I didn't know there was a Swedish Mafia. 198 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:24,329 We are new. 199 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,288 Good for you guys. Solid. 200 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:29,334 I need to tell you, you got to let me go. 201 00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:31,554 I-- I don't know why I'm here, 202 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:34,164 but I'm supposed to be watching my friends newsstand, okay? 203 00:08:34,208 --> 00:08:35,950 It's probably being robbed right now. 204 00:08:35,993 --> 00:08:38,386 You are not going anywhere until you tell us 205 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:42,043 how did you know where to find that camera? 206 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,827 Shaky Hands. Shaky Hands...? 207 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:47,439 He's the one who stashed it. He showed me where to find it. 208 00:08:47,483 --> 00:08:48,789 - [ gun cocks ] - Ahh... 209 00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:50,225 You're gonna tell us... 210 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:53,141 - where is Shaky Hands now? - Please don't! 211 00:08:53,184 --> 00:08:54,795 It won't do you any good. He's already dead. 212 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:57,232 But he told you where is camera. 213 00:08:57,275 --> 00:09:00,670 Yes, his ghost told me where to find the camera. 214 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:03,543 He-- he's a ghost. See, I'm sort of a... 215 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,415 a medium. I talk to ghosts. 216 00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:09,418 Okay, prove it. Talk to a ghost. 217 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:11,507 I... I can't. There's no... 218 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,945 there's no ghost in here right now. 219 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,425 What about your Shaky Hand ghost? 220 00:09:16,468 --> 00:09:18,296 That is a very good question. 221 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,950 One that I will pose to him 222 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:23,084 - when next I lain my eyes upon he. - Enough! 223 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,826 If this fat arse is not gonna answer our questions, 224 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,871 - we might as well get rid of him. - Oh, no, d-d-don't. 225 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,047 - Come on, please. - Swedish Mafia regulations 226 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,614 require that I ask and grant you... 227 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,485 any last wishes? 228 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:36,445 [ sighs in despair ] 229 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:39,753 Honestly, I'm so hungry, I can't think of any. 230 00:09:42,146 --> 00:09:44,409 KEVIN: These meatballs are very delicious, 231 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:46,324 but I think there might be something wrong 232 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,891 with this brown tomato sauce. 233 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:50,241 SIEVERT: That's gravy, you idiot. 234 00:09:50,285 --> 00:09:51,503 They're Swedish meatballs. 235 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:54,071 Flown in from Stockholm yesterday. 236 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:57,727 MIKAEL: Stockholm, a gorgeous city. Not dirty like New York. 237 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:01,252 Where beautiful women flow around like lingonberry soda. 238 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:04,560 Sounds like the Swedish place ever. 239 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,606 [ boisterous laughing ] 240 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,872 I'm starting to like you guys. 241 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,135 Oh, my God. 242 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,833 I'm not getting... Stockholm Syndrome, am I? 243 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,835 [ laughing ] 244 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:21,925 Well, am I? Is that a real thing? I don't even know. 245 00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:24,145 GHOST: Excuse me. 246 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:27,148 - You're in my chair. - Sir Elton John? 247 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:31,065 Niklas Soderberg. Godfather of the Swedish Mafia. 248 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,457 I'm Kevin Pacalioglu, 249 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:35,852 the Godfather Part 3 of ghost communicators. 250 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,462 But, if you can hear me, 251 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:39,726 perhaps you can do something for me. 252 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:41,553 No, no. Now is not a good time. 253 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,512 Your men mean to kill me 254 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:46,820 if I can't think of a way to prove that I talk to ghosts. 255 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:51,389 I can talk to Don Soderberg! 256 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,522 I can talk to the Don. 257 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:55,176 The Don has been dead for months. 258 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:57,047 Yeah, he's standing right here. 259 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,310 His ghostis right here, right next to me. 260 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,138 Careful, vennen. 261 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,967 You have invoked the name of the most feared 262 00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,273 and respected man 263 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,797 in the short history of the Swedish Mafia. 264 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:11,671 If you are lying, we will kill you where you stand. 265 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,717 - Sievert... - Hmm? 266 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,632 ...if he can prove he talks to ghosts, 267 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,156 then we don't have to worry about bootlegger. 268 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:20,854 No more loose ends. 269 00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:22,116 SIEVERT: Tell me 270 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:23,683 what song 271 00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,120 would Don Soderberg play 272 00:11:26,163 --> 00:11:27,556 before an execution? 273 00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:30,037 Before an execution? 274 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,865 - Really? - Yeah. 275 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,910 "Lovefool" by the Cardigans. 276 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,477 [ awed silence ] 277 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,174 Sound right? 278 00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:38,436 You're good. 279 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,700 Listen, I need you to do something for me. 280 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,963 It's extremely difficult for me but... 281 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,573 He's talking. 282 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,663 I'm... gay. 283 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,839 And I need you to tell my family 284 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:53,190 so that I can go from the dark into the Light. 285 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,976 That's it? Why didn't you tell your family before you died? 286 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,674 - That's no big deal. - What?! What is he say?! 287 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,981 N-No, no. W-What? This family? 288 00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,765 No, if I tell them that, they'll just kill me. 289 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,898 If you don't tell us, we'll kill you! 290 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:08,031 Okay, okay. Okay...okay. 291 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,689 The Don... 292 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,953 was leading a double life as a homosexual. 293 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:20,565 He had an insatiable appetite for D. 294 00:12:20,609 --> 00:12:22,611 [ whispering ] 295 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,526 He had to have it all the time 296 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:27,877 morning, noon and night in the mouth and in his... 297 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:30,097 kanelbulle and in his... 298 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,360 part of his body that I can't pronounce. 299 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:35,276 Now, don't shoot me. I assume you're already going to. 300 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:40,672 That sounds right. 301 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:43,023 The Don, he likes boys. 302 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,111 He likes the boys? 303 00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:46,200 - You guys aren't upset? - SIEVERT: No. 304 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,985 Who among us hasn't sucked a kook or two? 305 00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,030 Or three. 306 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,858 [ boisterous laughing ] 307 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,512 Yeah, we figured that was the case anyway. 308 00:12:54,556 --> 00:12:56,471 Yeah, to the Don. 309 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:57,777 To the Don. 310 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,648 DON: Oh, my God. Such a relief. 311 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:02,129 I had a feeling they would be okay with it, 312 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,696 but I didn't know. But they did. 313 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,575 What was that? 314 00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:16,752 That was the Don heading into his Light. 315 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,015 Him telling you guys that he was a homo 316 00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,800 was his last unfinished business here. 317 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,367 - He's just gone... forever? - Yes. 318 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,761 But before he left, he told me to tell you guys 319 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,633 that you should let me go, so I'm gonna go. 320 00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:30,897 Well, if the Don said so, it must be done. 321 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:32,333 Well, wait. 322 00:13:32,376 --> 00:13:34,901 It is a tenet of the Swedish Mafia 323 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,598 that dead men don't talk. 324 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:40,820 But if ghostscan still talk... 325 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,865 those loose ends... 326 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,998 - they still loose. - Yah. 327 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,304 We're sorry but we can't let you go just yet. 328 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,524 Why not? The Don... he said. 329 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,006 We need you to help more ghosts move on, so they won't squeal. 330 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,485 All right, who? 331 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,792 For starters, the guy we killed in the movie theater. 332 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,707 Oh, don't forget about Alexander. 333 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,187 Oh, and the guy from the pizza place 334 00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,885 who charge us 50 cents for using a credit card machine... 335 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:04,887 Okay! Okay, okay. 336 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,758 How many are we talking about here? 337 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,891 Twenty. Maybe 30. 338 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,024 Thirty? 339 00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,895 Okay, are you guys nuts? 340 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:14,854 I mean that'll take forever. 341 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:18,074 Like, wouldn't it just be a lot less work to kill me, 342 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:22,035 the one guy that these ghosts can actually talk to? 343 00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,646 I mean, am I crazy? 344 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,912 Remember who else we buried here? 345 00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,827 The girl with the bangs from Forever 21. 346 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,829 "No returns" girl. 347 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,919 Dig with the knees, not with your back. What's wrong with you, man? 348 00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:38,181 Oh, with my knees? 349 00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:40,140 Oh, thanks, it's a good tip, Shaky Hands, 350 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,881 or should I say Flaky Hands. 351 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,708 Where have you been this entire time? 352 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,972 All you had to do was prove that you were dead, 353 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,625 and I wouldn't be in this mess. 354 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:49,889 Who are you talking to over there? 355 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,109 Huh? Nobody. Nobody. 356 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:55,503 Just singing myself a little hymen. 357 00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,765 A what? 358 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,636 You know, a song you sing to God. 359 00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,813 [ mouthing "hymen?" ] Hymn. 360 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,077 Yeah. Or her. 361 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,600 Excuse me. 362 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:06,731 [ whispering ] Find me some help. 363 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,124 How am I supposed to do that? 364 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,734 I don't know. I don't care. 365 00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,649 You want to get rid of that nickname? 366 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:14,130 I am the only one who can do that, so go find help. 367 00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,653 Figure it out. Go! 368 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:16,828 Shoo! Shoo! 369 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,787 What are you doing? 370 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,137 I'm digging my own grave here, man! 371 00:15:21,181 --> 00:15:23,183 [ dramatic theme playing ] 372 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,974 Shaky, is that you, man? 373 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:34,585 [ gibberish ] 374 00:15:34,629 --> 00:15:36,283 Come back here, man. 375 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,246 Magnus? Anders? 376 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,857 SIEVERT: I thought you guys had tickets to Mamma Mia? 377 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,643 Yes, well, the ticket guy neglected to mention 378 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,950 that the seats were behind a f--king column. 379 00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:55,737 Oh, Shaky, you came back for me. Yes! 380 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,608 [ gibberish ] 381 00:15:57,652 --> 00:16:00,089 Nobody move! Hands up! Hands up, man! 382 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:02,309 You okay, boy? 383 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,050 KEVIN: Do I look okay to you? 384 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:05,921 That is just about the most physical activity 385 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,184 I have done maybe in my entire life. 386 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,665 - Drop it! - Easy, man. 387 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:11,927 No, no, no. 388 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,189 MIKAEL: Bjorn, where did you come from? 389 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,627 I vas here earlier burying my masseuse. 390 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,891 I lost my vallet, so I'm retracing my steps to find it. 391 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,503 Gucci. 392 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:26,986 That's an expensive gun for a man wearing pajamas. 393 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,205 You know what... 394 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:31,338 that gun not real and neither your accent. 395 00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:33,253 Vat? 396 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:36,908 GUCCI MAN: In Sweden, they never say "pajamas," 397 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,823 always "payamas." 398 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,043 - He's right, Sievert. - SIEVERT: I know that. 399 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:43,872 He's just trying to cause trouble. 400 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,787 I'm as Swedish as lingonberry pie. 401 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:49,095 Lingonberry pie is not traditionally Swedish. 402 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:53,055 Swedish apple pie is or rhubarb. 403 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:54,883 Who are you? 404 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:57,146 NYPD! 405 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,061 Freeze, you're all under arrest! 406 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,064 Ha! We outnumber you. Anders, kill him. 407 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,935 Freeze...FBI! 408 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,765 Don't shoot, I'm CIA. BJORN: Wait, wait! 409 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,332 FDA! 410 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:12,857 We think those meatballs may have been horse. 411 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,771 What is going on? 412 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:17,992 Is everyone in the Swedish Mafia an undercover cop? 413 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,040 Guys, we really got to do a better job communicating. 414 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,087 Drop your guns! Now! 415 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,915 KEVIN: Ow! My hair is caught in your bracelet. 416 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:28,960 I have the upper hand here. 417 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:31,746 I want free passage back to Sweden or I-- 418 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,401 - I kill him! - Owie! My hair. 419 00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:36,881 [ gunshot ] 420 00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:38,187 Oh! Whoa, Melville... 421 00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,363 Don't worry, Kev. I've got a clean shot. 422 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,931 - Have you ever fired a gun before? - SHAKY: Hell, no, 423 00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,934 but it should be the same as shooting a camera, right? 424 00:17:45,977 --> 00:17:47,501 [ gunshots ] 425 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:52,723 GUCCI MAN: Shaky, even in death, you can't hold a gun steady. 426 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:53,942 I'm getting pretty fed up 427 00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:55,770 with this Shaky Hands bullshit, mothaf-- 428 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,032 [ gun fires ] 429 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,991 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 430 00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:04,257 Holy... F... Mackerel. 431 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,259 SIEVERT: Thank you. 432 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:08,870 We've been trying to take down the Swedish Mafia for months. 433 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,393 We couldn't have done it without your help. 434 00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:13,048 Good. Thanks. That's great. Can I get that tape, please? 435 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,007 I gotta take it back to the bootleggers so I can get back to my job. 436 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:18,097 I was trying to hold on to that tape 437 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,881 because it's evidence of a Swedish mafia hit, 438 00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,013 but it's actually just two cops 439 00:18:22,057 --> 00:18:25,147 murdering an innocent Norwegian man in a theater. 440 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,110 No! No! You didn't have to do that. 441 00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:33,982 SIEVERT: Sorry, man. 442 00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,897 [ simultaneous chattering ] 443 00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,377 Why you crying? 444 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,901 That tape was the evidence I needed to show everyone 445 00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,946 that Shaky's hands were steady. 446 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:43,339 Evidence? 447 00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,385 Man, the boy just licked off the steadiest shot 448 00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:48,127 - me ever seen, yah. - Oh, you mean with the gun? 449 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,085 - Yeah, man. - Oh, no, that was an accident. 450 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,131 - What are you doing? - Ha! You know it, me knew 451 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,089 Shaky still have a shaky trigger finger, man. 452 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,482 Come on, knock it off. 453 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:57,310 Do you realize the reason he's sticking around 454 00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,268 is because he's tired of being called Shaky Hands? 455 00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:02,053 No, boy, me not make fun of him, man. 456 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:05,013 Me not just give anyone some nickname. 457 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:06,145 If me give you a nickname, 458 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,972 that's because me have respect for you. 459 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:11,802 Shaky, if you hear this, man, me want you to know me miss ya. 460 00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,195 Even though you had the shaky hand, 461 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,067 me know you always loan me money when we need it. 462 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:17,982 Much respect, bredrin. 463 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,299 [ exhales ] 464 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,301 How you feel, bredrin? 465 00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,129 I need to get high. 466 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,957 We'll go make that happen, you know. 467 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,872 Whoo! You need a shower though. 468 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,787 KEVIN: Somebody's gotta clean up that dead Swede, right? 469 00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,876 GUCCI MAN: They got to. This is New York City. 470 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,184 [ dramatic theme playing ] 471 00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,364 Oh, no, it's not! 472 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,148 Oh, no, we've been robbed! 473 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,541 - We've been robbed! - Oh, my God! 474 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,282 - We got robbed! - Where's the police at?! 475 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,109 Aw, damn, man! 476 00:19:58,153 --> 00:19:59,285 Where the hell have you been? 477 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,069 Roofie, I screwed up. I'm so sorry. 478 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,114 - I give you one job to do. One job. - I know. 479 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,246 And this is how you repay me? 480 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:06,205 I was supposed to be gone for one minute, 481 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,815 and this guy came up to the newsstand, 482 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,208 He wanted my help with a ghost. 483 00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:11,558 Then I got kidnapped by the Swedish mafia. 484 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,212 They made me dig my own grave, 485 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,691 won't let me finish my meatballs, 486 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,215 I could've starved to death, 487 00:20:16,258 --> 00:20:18,217 but I did it. I did it for this. 488 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:24,440 Wow. It's a genuine Gucci bag. 489 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:26,007 And it's for you. 490 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,053 I just got tired of being such a taker, you know. 491 00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:31,142 You're always giving me so much. 492 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,232 And I know how much you like Gucci 'cause you're black. 493 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,450 We actually like Prada too. 494 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,278 I'm so sorry, man. 495 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:39,238 I can't believe the newsstand got looted and ransacked. 496 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,761 I-- Uh, who robs a newsstand? 497 00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,285 No, the place didn't get looted. I was messin' with you. 498 00:20:43,329 --> 00:20:46,157 We clear out the inventory every week to balance the books. 499 00:20:46,201 --> 00:20:48,203 In fact, the place actually made money 500 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,683 even though you weren't even here. 501 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,815 Well, you said some guy came to you at a newsstand, 502 00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,426 and that's how you got the ghost job? 503 00:20:53,469 --> 00:20:55,166 Yeah. I should've told him to buzz off. 504 00:20:55,210 --> 00:20:57,343 No. You know what... 505 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,432 I think I've got an idea. 506 00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,783 [ dramatic theme playing ] 507 00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,310 What can I do for you, bub? 508 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,225 So is it true you're a medium? 509 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,227 At your service. 510 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,707 You talk to ghosts? 511 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:14,969 You bet your bottom dollar. 512 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,840 - And you do exorcisms? - And séances too. 513 00:21:16,884 --> 00:21:19,016 I'll give you two for one, that's a steal, pal. 514 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,192 Cool. I'll take an Asian Sluts Quarterly. 515 00:21:21,236 --> 00:21:23,064 A-- Asian-- 516 00:21:24,108 --> 00:21:27,155 Sluts Quarterly. You got it. 517 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:32,203 Yeah, yeah. I know-- I know where the Asian sluts are. 518 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,646 [ dramatic theme playing ]